Merry Cryptid-mas! Part 1: Nessie

Nessie with a Santa hat in center. Top Left: Nessie swimming under the North Pole. Top Right: "Pros: -Undetectable by Sonar -Good at chimneys" and Nessie coming out a fireplace. Bottom Left: "Cons: -Only visits houses near waterways -Bad kids get pond weed. Good kids get pond weed. Honestly, most gifts are pond weed." and a picture of a child opening a gift with pond weed. Bottom Right: Nessie with a Santa hat, fake beard, and holding a bag in her mouth.

Welcome to a new feature on the Elizabeth Doman writing website: The annual analysis of the best Cryptid Santa! Today’s feature: The Loch Ness Monster.

Each Cryptid-mas will feature a short analysis of pros and cons of the cryptid in question as Santa. The rest of it feels self-explanatory. Enjoy!

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